You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
please watch this video about the traditional way to eat sushi
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this is gari
nobody knows what it’s made from
However in the case of 1 you should always show a little guilt with your eyes
This sheet of paper is called a ryoshusho. If you ask for one of these, you can claim a refund later. How this works is a mystery.
Taisho always have a secret personal history. You should never ask about this.
This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR
If you see this picture, you have been blessed by Frazzy Fredsbear, Lord of the Pizza. You will be guaranteed a spot in Pizza Heaven when you pass away, but only if you reblog this post in the next 30 seconds
centipedes greg eats the average amount of centipedes per year
astonishment weirdo, i bet you thought you’d only see me a few other times
you see, you put the relatively harmless thing in your nose and you just let it sit there and be harmless. its a simile
when your dad comes home and makes the ravioli
Deadpool parody of the Spider-Woman butt cover… Art by Terry Parr.
except this one is actually anatomically realistic
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zooophagous What is happening?
The bird is leaning back far enough that his chin is resting on his neck. However, since a pelican chin is elastic, his chin pouch is stretching over his neck and making it look funky
Pelicans are some broken shit.
He’s breaking his rig, stretching polygons wrongly. there aren’t very many restraints on the ragdoll, so this is a common graphic glitch.