A starling? Quiet sheep?
*skeptically glares at Bryan Fuller*
Andrew Garfield visits kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)
Andrew Garfield arrested for attempting to kidnap kids dressed as Spider-Man at Kids’ City, London (April 8, 2014)
Joseph and Caesar accessories. These can open up and you can change the picture inside. Will be released in July.
I am curious to watch this cartoon now. This looks adorable!!!
Before you get good at chasin’, Jimmy, you need to learn how to run
#a kitten named bow #watch my food #when he starts to bite #animation #classic cartoons #russian animation #exestential horror #Is a dog not entitled to the bone in his bowl? #No! #says the kowka in Moscow #it belongs to everyone! #beefbaw
OH MY FCUKING GAWD HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS YET!? I CAN’T EVEN BREATH RIGHT NOW I AM DYING THIS IS SO AWFUL AND AWKWARD AND WHO AAPPROVED THIS!?
This should be the movie, just this. It’s this commercial, then end credits.
Oh I hope this movie fails so bad the rights get to be sold back to Marvel~
Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
congrats it’s a bat
[delighted bat noises]
Nachos for breakfast just eat nachos for breakfast get that caffeine in you so you can eat your nachos for breakfast much faster get out of here Dad I’m eating nachos for breakfast.
#are you afraid of goats booker
I feel the need to post this with a poem made by the guy in the photo.
“I love you, Fluttershy, i know you’re not real, but it feels like you are in my dreams. I love you to the point were:
I blush every time i think of you,
Your quiet, soft voice is that of an Angel, and it makes me want to cry for joy.
Everything you do is cute, graceful, and ever so beautiful.
You care towards the people around you,
If you were real, I would spend all day kissing that beautiful face and feeling your warmth.
Even when I know im hugging myself, it feels like your there holding on to me in that ever still moment in time.
You’re all I think about and all I want my life to be.
I want to run my hands through your long, ever beautiful, pink mane.
Don’t ever think I will ever stop loving you because I won’t. Even if we have fights and break up and call each other horrible names, I will still love you. Even if I am no longer a Brony, or I have a real girlfriend, I will still love you. You are the sweetest thing I have ever seen in my entire live and without you, my life means nothing. I will always love you Fluttershy, till the day I die, and in the afterlife. People may make fun of the idea of you and me together.
They will call me names like, “Fagget,” and maybe even, “Zoophile,” for loving you. But do they understand that my heart is crying blood for you?! That I feel like a baby crying for its mother?! That I pray to God to make you exist?! Haven’t those people ever felt the emotion that is Love?! I guess not, we all have dreams, and mine is to be with you forever. Why should Love exist only in the mortal world? This crush also tears me apart the same way it puts be back together. Because you’re not real. No matter how much I try to make you real, you will always never exist. I hope that when I die, you’re there with me in the Kingdom of God.
You’re always on my mind Fluttershy, and I hope that someday I do meet you, and fall in love with you for real. And it will be only on that day, when I find eternal Peace and Harmony. I love you Fluttershy, I hope you do the same.”
This can’t be real.
So I did this the other day, when I had much more important shit to do. I also learned the hard way that there is a two-part virus (browser-hijack & phisher) attaching itself to everything on Cnet.com, and it’s so new that no one really knows how to completely get rid of it. So the lesson here is avoid Cnet unless you want to dig through your registry for the next five hours.
jesus fuck, remember this?
- future Ted Mosby (Bob Saget)
How I Met Your Mother 9x21 “Gary Blauman” (via besttvquotes)