May 2012
soda-float: tomorrow i am going to go buy a dozen donuts before watching a marathon of the daily show/colbert report/king of the hill and EAT ALL OF THE DONUTS IN THAT SITTING you know what i might even need two dozens and i will probably barf everywhere bUT I DON’T CARE I DO WHAT I WANT BUY ALL THE MEN IN BLACK DONUTS. They have tiny star sprinkles, you’re all about goddamn tiny star...
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calltherapist: This is Lady Peanut. She likes to sit by me when I get out the ukulele. help I’m so high right meow.
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tequilah-selai: strawburrymilkshake: Forever kawaii Garrus. Super desu sugoi uguuuuu~  (´・ω・`)
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woundingtooth: dont call strangers sweetheart when making an argument dont use :) when retorting dont use <3 when retorting dont call strangers honey/hon/hun dont call strangers sweetheart dont use any of that when making any sort of argument whatsoever dont call strangers sweetheart dont And take the fun out of everyday living? No thanks, angeltits.
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