Be Mine, Sister Salvation

HEY STEVE, GIMMEDATSOUL. I’LL COOK IT UP WITH SOME GOAT MEAT AT THE NEXT MEATFEST.

fuckingnerdrage:

ONCE IN A LIFETIME GIVEAWAY OFFER

hehehe yeah hi I’m giving away my MOTHERFUCKING SOUL Just because i love my followers so much. :)

includes: 

• MY FUCKING SOUL
• A WRITTEN CONTRACT ENTITLING YOU TO THE OWNERSHIP OF SAID “SOUL”.

does not include:

• That kick-ass 16-bit Sega cardboard stand-up of my friend wearing a child-sized Mighty Ducks jacket.
•  That sweet limited edition Disney Goof Troop Pizza Hut Hat; circa 1989.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT MY SOUL. SO ENTER THIS FUCKING GIVEAWAY. MY UNCLE THINKS THIS GIVEAWAY IS COOL. YOU THINK YOU KNOW MORE THAN MY UNCLE?

RULES:

• Reblog as many times as you want, go wild.
• You don’t have to follow me, but do it so I become famous and I will share my riches with you. (I will not get you into Hollywood parties.)
• LIKE THIS OR NO SOUL FOR YOU
• Winner will be picked via me scrolling down a page with my eyes closed and stopping at a random point of time.
• The winner will be picked and announced on February 20th, 2012.
• The post must get to at least 1 note
• NO BRAZILIANS ALLOWED.

good luck everyone :)

*I am not responsible if the soul is confiscated by ancient aliens.